Hcor.net Forum Index -> Plattekill -> A new threat in town       View previous topic :: View next topic  A new threat in town Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:35 pm otter Tagger   Joined: Mar 19, 2008 Posts: 34 Location: long island PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: While I am glad the pants thief has been caught, we have a new threat in town. This person has struck 2x at the delta house in the past few weeks. He apparently steals seafood products. We had a whole bushell of fresh clams outside in the cooler and a few hours later them shits were GONE. Even the cocktail sauce and butter were missing. He prefers shellfish, preferably clams and oysters, but we heard of some incidents over in Stamford of trout and salmon missing off of peoples grills. Authorities have dubbed him "The Clam Baron". So I suggest that anyone in the area who might be having a clambake or anyone planning to cook anything that came from the water, keep your god damn eyes peeled for this bastard. Hell, I might not even go steelhead fishing for fear of The Baron stealing my trophy fish right of the damn hook. If he isn't caught soon, I think we might have to get Rex Banner on the case. You're out there somewhere Clam Baron, and I'll find you. _________________ "I'm here for the same reason you is man...I want some crack."" Re: A new threat in town Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:43 am killermikeh All-City   Joined: Nov 21, 2003 Posts: 1121 Do you know if this bastard likes shaven clams or bearded clams???? [/img] Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:52 pm DHmonkey Tagger   Joined: Aug 03, 2006 Posts: 40 hahaha this is possibly the most entertaining forum i have ever been on. you know i usually would assume that they go for the shaven clams but that picture really shows the bearded ones from a whole new perspective. it is quite attractive and i can see where one might possibly get seduced. Re: A new threat in town Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:42 am bigron All-City   Joined: Jul 26, 2004 Posts: 911 Location: long island Hopefully the guy doesn't track down radio ron, he knows where the best steekhead fishing is. Re: A new threat in town Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:17 pm killermikeh All-City   Joined: Nov 21, 2003 Posts: 1121 Is this how you Steelhead fish?????

Re: A new threat in town

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:54 pm

bigron All-City   Joined: Jul 26, 2004 Posts: 911 Location: long island That is one magical vagina. I wonder what other powers it has?

Re: A new threat in town

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:00 pm

bigron All-City   Joined: Jul 26, 2004 Posts: 911 Location: long island An update on the pants thief:http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/352974_flasher28.html

Re: A new threat in town

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:49 am

killermikeh All-City   Joined: Nov 21, 2003 Posts: 1121 bigron wrote: That is one magical vagina. I wonder what other powers it has?

A new threat in town

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