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...scoping the honies, as usual...and there's this one in particular who's SUUUPER smokin', with a body that screams "spend a day with me and you'll die happy." So anyway, I think about hittin' on this chic like every time she's in there, and today I started to really seriously look for an opportunity to talk to her.
So there I am on the big matt doing my ab routine, just regular straight up crunches at the time...a zillion of em. And this girl comes over and sits down next to me and starts stretching. There I am finishing my set, grunting out a few more.....and I fukin' blast out the loudest most obnoxious fart ever, it just sneeked out between my cheeks...I couldn't control it. I tried to play it off like it was my foot rubbing against the matt all funny, but she didn't buy it...she just got up and made herself scarce.
Life is no fair.
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Re: So I was at the gym today...
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 1:58 am
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BenWA wrote:
...scoping the honies, as usual...and there's this one in particular who's SUUUPER smokin', with a body that screams "spend a day with me and you'll die happy." So anyway, I think about hittin' on this chic like every time she's in there, and today I started to really seriously look for an opportunity to talk to her.
So there I am on the big matt doing my ab routine, just regular straight up crunches at the time...a zillion of em. And this girl comes over and sits down next to me and starts stretching. There I am finishing my set, grunting out a few more.....and I fukin' blast out the loudest most obnoxious fart ever, it just sneeked out between my cheeks...I couldn't control it. I tried to play it off like it was my foot rubbing against the matt all funny, but she didn't buy it...she just got up and made herself scarce.
Life is no fair.
Ahahahaha, that is the funniest crap! I feel for you man. I've done some pretty retarded stuff in the presence of girls (example: got the girls name wrong on a date, she wasn't happy about it), but thank God I haven't done that yet.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:27 am
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Atleast you didnt shit yourself man.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:31 am
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lol
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 2:40 am
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dude if you bust ass and she bolts, it wasn't meant to be.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 3:20 am
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AAAAAAAAAHAHHA! Best thread ever! (because it didn't happen to me...)
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 3:59 am
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i would of dispensed with the farting and straight gave her a hurricane
look ben here is the deal
now is your big chance to talk to her
you sent out the message that you are so cool that you can do whatever you want in front of whomever you want
girls love guys with confidence
your in
it didnt smell did it
cuz then your in trouble
go for it
life is to short to wait around for something to happen
although you shouldnt believe anything i said since I never farted in front of a chick I tried to pick up
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:12 am
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Dude.... that's some funny shit....
Kind of reminds me of this kid in my Weights class at school...
he's fallen ASLEEP on the leg press 3 times, almost dropped the bench-pressing bar on his nose twice, and he's farted numerous times while doing squats. (where it looks like you're taking a dump anyway).
Good times dude. Good times.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 8:20 am
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Dinsy wrote:
Atleast you didnt shit yourself man.
mouahhhhhh.....the exact same thing came to my mind after reading Ben's post...hahaha.
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